January

YOU GUYS JANUARY IS OVER! HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED

I drank 70 cups of coffee: 31 plunger, 26 flat whites, 6 short macs,  5 aeropress, 1 stove top and 1 instant (??).

I watched 53 episodes of television: 20 of The Sopranos, 6 Curb Your Enthusiasms, 5 Top Chefs, 4 30 Rocks, 3 Pan Ams, 2 SNL Specials, 2 Design Stars, 2 Parks and Recreations, 2 Seinfelds, 2 Mad Mens, 2 of The Office (UK), 1 Check It Out with Dr Steve Brule, 1 Nature's Miracle Babies, 1 Up All Night and 3/4 of a terrible episode of The Playboy Club.

I went to the cinema four times: (Melancholia, Being Elmo, Mars and The Interrupters) and watched 4 movies from the comfort of my own couch: Mean Girls, Lars and the Real Girl, Bridesmaids & Passenger Side.

I also paid dollars to see people perform things: Fleet Foxes! David Sedaris! Ira Glass! Best Coast! Kanye West!

Other things: Saw Tasmania (special extra mention to MONA OMG), went to Attica, read Mindy Kaling's Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (which was great!), did not get a haircut. 

Everything was mostly super great! Congratulations January you passed with flying colours. I do need a haircut though. Also next month I will attempt pretty pictures to accompany these tedious lists.