A list of questions pertaining to pet ownership and how much I do not care about yours

When did people start considering their dogs as humans? 

Is it a change in the times, or is it the people I know now? 

Or for pet owner/enthusiasts is it just the way life goes?

Is it a reasonable thing to do and I am crazy to object? 

What do pets who don't get brought to work do all day? BE ANIMALS IN A BACKYARD? 

What did people ever do when this was not an acceptable thing to do?

How much enthusiasm do I have to really show for a dog?
Should instagram stop kidding around and just be renamed PETSTAGRAM?
Is it the same as having children in that only your own is the best?
And if so should that really be a thing?

When will people understand I am okay with puppies but once its an adult dog I straight up do not want to hear about it?

feel free to tell me all about this little guy any time

Don't even get me started on cats.