Some words that do not have a K at the end

• Something
• Anything
• Everything

I CANNOT HANDLE LISTENING TO THIS EVERY DAY FOR MUCH LONGER AGHHHHH HELP ME INTERNET BE MY FRIEND.

sure why not

Whats the collective noun for collective nouns?

These are my current favourites:

• an unkindness of ravens
• a business of ferrets
• a shiver of sharks

gross

ME

HI INTERNET. Last night I saw a friend who I consider a reasonably good friend, someone I see fairly often and enjoy the company of, and he asked me two questions that took me by surprise as it proved either he has not listened to a thing I have said in the last 2 years or I just don't say anything about myself ever. Maybe it is both? His excuse was YOU NEVER COME OUT which is possibly part truth but also maybe I don't want to see your band play every week, hey. Waah waah waah. So anyway here are 5 really boring things that people should know so they don't make me cry when we have a casual chit chat next time. (I didn't actually cry but I did feel odd for the whole night.)

1. My studying finished last year! I am finished! It was only one year! It was good, thanks.
2. I work for an online store as in house graphic designer which involves a lot of product photography and really fun styling of stationery related setups and making the enewsletters and promotional guff and website graphics and all of that and it is mostly great and I have been here nearly TWO YEARS.
3. Not interested in your cat or dog, okay.
4. Even less interested in participating in karaoke so don't nag at me about it, it'll make me super angry.
5. But I like lots of things! Probably the same stuff you do! Lets talk about that!

Baby Wombats are a good start for conversations.

May

Goodbye, May.

Thankyou for all the Perth visitors in the forms of Split Seconds, Adam and his Emperors & Tristan Showbiz Fidler! What a lineup.

Thankyou for the many movies that got watched also. Source Code, Milk, Horrible Bosses, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Woody Allen: A Documentary & Diner. Perhaps some deserve more thanks than others, but all up I think we did well, this month. Congratulations to us all!

It feels like all I did this month aside from seeing those people or movies was complain about work, though. I am sorry to everyone for that and I assure you that June is the start of a more positive outlook. This time I mean it. Yay! Bye!

we all know most marriages depend on a firm grasp of football trivia