DEATHPROOF

I am watching Deathproof. So far it is pretty boring so maybe some liveblogging will keep me entertained? WHO KNOWS! And I should definitely share this boredom with the internet, hey.

• Soooo is this supposed to be super boring? I get the feeling this film was not that well received. Like oh come on Tarantino get a grip.
• Wait what year is this meant to be set? 
• So it is current days but just looks old? And the characters think they are in the 70s?
• NOKIA PHONE! 
• I wish I could watch this in double time, Howard Kremer style.
• Lapdance.
• The soundtrack is pretty good I should just listen to that instead.
• Deathdrive.
• Car drive sing and dancealongs are always a fun scene. Makes me wanna watch That 70s Show.
• CRASHSHSHSHSHSHSH ugh lame.
• Nice hospital doors.
• Goddamnit I want to go to Texas.
• Oh my god was this film even written by a writer what are they even talking about
• LEBANON, TENNESSEE. OKAY
• oh really now black and white
• This singing is annoying kill her stuntman mike!
• So much driftwood in this film. It could be a drinking game
• Oh really the song from that other film as her ringtone really
• Hey when did it become colour what the hell? Better. That yellow car is gooooood.
• BORRRRINGGGGG this dialogue seriously just have a car sing and dancealong again
• This Kiwi looks like someone...
• "you never call a kiwi an aussie"
• Oh wait it was a joke
• FUCKING HELL THIS IS BORING I QUIT 
• 1hr17min.