Well Well Well. It is raining outside, and I can only think of one thing to combat that. Also it'd be good to finish these off before actual Summah and/or getting a job starts eating away at all this free time. So here we are, Twilight #4 Breaking Dawn PART(E) ONE. Hi Tristan! You have seen this one, please feel free to discuss with me in the comments.
- Yes "Parte". Why such fancy spelling? How very ye olde. Because Vampires?
- It's raining quick talke of your shirt!
- Aaaahaha a wedding invitation! Hooray.
- Uh oh, girly shoes! Gonna need a mooontaaaaaage! Oh maybe not. Disappointing.
- Wait, people got invitations ONE DAY before the big day? That seems poorly planned.
- "Go home and get lots of beauty sleep" seems a bit rude.
- I don't care how in love I was I don't think I'd be comfortable with mr creep still just appearing out of nowhere like that.
- #flashback
- Woah, did he say he only killed molesters? And so was he? What?
- Bachelor party! "no strippers just lions and bears" lolzzz he done a comedy!
- #dreaming of a mountain of dead people!
- If there isn't an accidental biting at this wedding I will be very bored
- Go on dumb dumb get down that aisle already.
- These palefaces could just get some fake tan and solve a lot of problems I reckon.
- I hope Wolfy is watching from the top of a mountain.
- Hey wait we didn't get to see any bachelor party, ripped off
- Geez they are really rushing through this whole wedding business I thought they'd drag it out like everything else.
- #drunkdad!
- Wow rubbish montage of speeches, guys, did the writers forget to show up?
- Everyone is dancing to a different song
- Eww he's gonna bang her in the forest as her special gift?
- Oh no just bring out the Jacob. IN A SHIRT WHUUUUT?
- Hey do guys who already have moustaches do anything for movember?
- Since when does vampy know how to drive at a regular speed? Marriage changed him huh
- How long have those candles been burning? #firehazard
- "I think I've made a huge mistake" - Bella
- Isn't this kind of paedophilia?
- I am surprised vampires can bone down really considering their not being warm blooded you know what I mean
- I wonder if this would actually be better if it wasn't for kids? Probably not
- WIFE BEATER
- HER DAD IS GONNA DESTROY YOU, PAL.
- There is something hilarious about a vampire in a polo shirt
- Wooo boring honeymoon montage! #chess #laughter #swimming #chess #hiking
- For a hundreds year old guy he is not very good at chess
- Of course the wolves play soccer and not baseball #unamerican
- Terrible dialogue
- Chicken and peanut butter for breakfast?
- HAHA OH I HOPE THATS NOT CHICKEN #humanflesh
- UH OH GONNA BE A #vampbabyyyyy
- These foreign subtitles only add to the mystery of what could happen! #piracy
- "THAT THING" careful buddy
- Oh man I bet she is SUPER preggo already. Vampbabies surely grow at super speed.
- Hahaha the ultrasound can't penetrate the embryotic sack!
- Makeup department nailed it on making Bella look like shit, though
- Ooh now Jacob is delivering the comedy lines! Badly.
- No time for bikes it's wolfing time!
- This is like the credits to Homeland with less jazz. Still bad though.
- Wolf puppet party! Runninggggg!
- Wait what is going on. I don't know who is who in these wolves chit chat.
- Fucking hell these wolves are HILARIOUS. Not even puppets hey.
- Hahahahaha. They really should've allocated some budget dollars to the wolves.
- I zoned out what are these two wolf boys talking about? "Two man wolf pack" ha ha.
- Unwanted wolf girl sob story
- Haha YAHOO search! Hey guy please type in "vampire baby" you won't regret it.
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| Exhibit B |
- Couldn't they just Caesarian that thing out of her?
- BLOOD MILKSHAKE
- The white faces make me so angry
- This is so dumb
- Medical spa in Switzerland? Good cover story.
- #marriagecomedy
- I can't see a thing but it sounds like wolves are chasing a girl in the forest and winning.
- HAAAHAA did she just break her back?
- WOAH HOME SURGERY HAHAHA
- AAHAHAHAHAHA
- HAAHAHAHA
- The way there is no blood around the eyes of this baby makes it seem like it was wearing goggles in the womb.
- Uh oh dying!!! Dead! For the record, I don't believe this for a second.
- But the good news is now wolfboy gets to kill paleface!
- Someone's getting a bit bite happy calm down bro
- Haha wow a zoom through her internal organs, great
- Ooh I hope the baby is stolen and raised by wolves! #plottwist #confusedchild
- Shit that baby is weird lookin is it CGI
- Another fight scene too dark for me to see. Again a girl is squealing and wolves are growling. Haha I think someone just punched a wolf though.
- Aaahaha Jacob imprinted on the BABY?? Is that legal? That's fucking creepy but what a good payback on those jerks! He's gonna bone your daughter one day hahahaha
- Ew she looks gross dead
- #specialeffects
- Oh no she woke up with red eyes ha ha dumb
- Oh these jerks in their basement again enough with the drama, vampires, you are so lame.
IN SUMMATION! Paedophilia, "special effects" and hilarious wolves. Less than two hours though.
