Movie Review: THE TWILIGHT SAGA ECLIPSE

And again. It has become really hard to watch anything without making a stupid comments list to myself. So here is part three of the Twilight SAGA OH GOD IT IS SUCH A SAGA.

• "Previously, on Twilight..." They should really start these things with one of those. 
• It would be funny if this guy wasn't being attacked but was just really clumsy. 
• I am honestly surprised how popular this stuff is/was, it's so much nothing!
• Ooh look who got a new haircut. 
• DON'T MARRY HIM BELLA HE IS SO WEIRD.
• Haha University of Alaska has a great science program
• Oh Mom she won't need a quilt when she doesn't ever sleep again
• I do not really understand this vampire family, they just live to hunt down other vampires that kill people?
• And the wolves live to hunt down the vampires?
• All of these teens are so fickle!
• And all these wolf boys just hate shirts so much!
• So that rule about inviting vampires in does not apply to this lot either. 
• How can there be such a Team Jacob / Team Edward thing, they are both the worst! 
• Team Noone!
• Campfires are nice. 
• Blah blah blah
• Haha that was a good punch
• Is it necessary to really have them all so pale?
• #oldendays
• God I hate fantasy
• (Is vampires = fantasy?)
• Suddenly the vamp house is totally fine with humans all up in it
• Why are the newborns (hahaha) after Bella though? OH GOD SO MANY QUESTIONS
• The fake wolves are SO BAD
• It's weird that they all seem to have expert opinion and not just the ring leader father man
• #montage!
• #fastforward!
• Wow that is a BIG PUPPET WOLF
• Uh oh here comes another flashback
• #imprinting
• He is such a creep
• Dude is so into marriage
• Who even are these jerks
• Can vampires swim? Haha YES THEY CAN
• or at least just walk along the river bed and emerge like swamp monsters
• I bet here comes a hey baby let me warm you
• Yes! Did I write this?
• "Let's face it I am hotter than you"
• Draaaaaama faces for all!
• Smoochy moochy
• Fight scenes are so boring
• How can that massive wolf be losing a fight seriously
• Ha she turned into mannequin! #kimcatrall
• Their chemistry is not amazing hey
• Oh it's over ummm

IN SUMMATION: Well that was another two hours of my life